Tealominator sounds like the very strange name Jensen would name the little robot he built and then spray painted teal because he and Pooch had a discussion on the colours that were least manly and teal was totally on that list. And then Jensen gave the robot to Pooch on his birthday and Jolene built it a shrine on the mantel because it's funny to watch Pooch twitch when he looks at it. And when ever they turn the robot on, it does the moonwalk in a really smooth Micheal Jackonesque fashion and repeats everything you say in either a high pitched Theodore voice or Optimus Prime voice, but a little deeper so it sounds really douchey.

BUT THEN IT'S ALSO A HORSE.

YOU SHOULD NEVER STOP DRAWING COUGAR. I MIGHT DIE IF THIS HAPPENS. YOU DON'T WANT TO TO DIE DO YOU? I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WRITE YOU COMMENT FIC ANYMORE.